being pantless

    You know that dream they talk about in movies and TV where the person goes to school without wearing pants and everyone in the auditorium laughs? It's sort of a motif for embarrassment.
    Well, today I lived that nightmare for eight hours.
    Except I was at work and not at school. And I was wearing pants, just not a belt. And no one noticed and laughed.
    How it was the same is how without a belt to clip my walkie-talkie to, I clipped it to my pants and I was conscious of it more and constantly afraid the weight of the walkie would pull my pants down